trippy-hippy-daydreaming:

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

That’s perfectly reasonable.

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cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

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» You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

emiliederocksfort:

So I was at work the other day and emptied out a box aND I FOUND THE FUCKING BOX GHOST

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kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

reichubebe:

!***35-40+% PRICE REDUCTION***!

You can find me/contact me at any of the following sites: DeviantART , FurAffinity , DrawCrowdPersonal Portfolio 

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Paypal Email:

Character Name:

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Additional Detail: (Please include additional payments here, such as Extra chars, Background, etc)

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You will likely be asked to copy and paste your information into a google doc I will provide once I accept the commission and everything has been discussed. This will assure your slot. 

Commissions may take between 2-8 weeks to complete, depending on current life situations and complication of commission.

YOOOOO

my gurrrl jesse over here’s literally dirt poor atm and needs money for a few things (one of which could determine her career later on) so if you got some extra money and have been lookin’ for some bangin’ art for whatever reason, hit her up.

if nothing else, spread it around. Y’all bitches got a lot of connections I don’t.

praxisandcapital:

odinsblog:

#MyNYPD (Part I)

bookspark:

disneyforprincesses:

Disney Costume Changes

» things to say during sex

ringadingdiggity:

  • BONK
  • i’m not even wearing a helmet!
  • EAT MY DUST
  • HEY HEY LOOK AT ME
  • oh, there’s my ball!
  • hey, i can see my base from here!
  • aw crip
  • uhhh, little help?
  • for the first time in my life, i’m at a loss for words
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» things to say during sex

ringadingdiggity:

  • TAKE YOUR LUMPS LIKE A MAN
  • GODSPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
  • CHAAAAAAAAARGE
  • GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE
  • I WILL EAT YOUR RIBS, I WILL EAT THEM UP
  • YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BASBO BIBBONS
  • NOW THAT IS WHAT I WANNA SEE
  • THIS IS WHAT GOD WOULD USE TO SHOOT SOMEBODY
  • THIS IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT MUST FEEL LIKE ALL THE TIME
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» things to say during sex

ringadingdiggity:

  • I AM FULL OF SANDVICH AND I AM COMING FOR YOU
  • MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!
  • I HAVE PLAN FOR YOU
  • I AM GIANT
  • IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN
  • IT WAS LONG TRIP
  • JOIN ME AT BOMB CART
  • THIS IS THE BEST THING. IT IS BEST THING.
  • YOU ARE SO SMALL. IS FUNNY TO ME.
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» things to say during sex

ringadingdiggity:

  • i built that
  • YIPPEKEEYAH-HEEYAPEEAH-KAYOH
  • you done incurred my wrath son
  • shoulda oughta brought more gun
  • that there wasn’t getting any lighter
  • THERE’S A SPY CREEPIN AROUND HERE
  • MEEEH-EEH-EHDIC
  • you and me, hoss
  • EEEEEERECTIN A DISPENSER
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» things to say during sex

ringadingdiggity:

  • snipin’s a good job mate
  • PIECE OF PISS
  • THANKS FOR STANDING STILL WANKER
  • LET’S HAVE A GO AT IT
  • crikey
  • I’M GONNA TURN YOU INTO COLORED RAIN
  • little of the ol’ chop-chop
  • WHERE’D YOU MONGRELS LEARN TO PUSH
  • I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIA
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» things to say during sex

ringadingdiggity:

  • oh dear, i’ve made quite a mess
  • sorry to POP IN unannounced
  • well, off to visit your mother!
  • giddyup now — TO HELL
  • YOU LIVE IN A VAN
  • that was unfortunate
  • TOP SHELF
  • I HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS
  • slap my hand
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coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs