THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
me getting onto tumblr in the morning
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
before and after coffee
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
grab the little gym scooters and LET LOOSE THE HOUNDS OF WAR
Cat quacks when his owner coughs
he’s mocking you
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
foods dangerous to dogs:
- raw bread dough
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- macadamia nuts
- raw salmon
- xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog thisYou don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this
i just wanna say, if you ever prefer a pronoun but are worried about using it for some reason, please don’t be worried about telling me if you feel comfortable telling me, cause, like, if you wanna be called a certain thing then I’d be happy to do that.