putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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embersign:

I DID THIS FOR A FRIEND. BE CAREFUL THE ANTS MAY ENTICE YOU.

Thank you Zatala XD

this is what happens in our skype calls

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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iguanamouth:

together at last

Artist:
Daughter
Track:
Get Lucky (Daft Punk Cover)
Plays:
116,087 plays

felonymelanie:

Daughter | Get Lucky (Cover)

reblogging this for a second time because it’s that good.

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actualsera:

things people look for in a man 

  • blonde
  • handsome
  • believes in freedom
  • has a strong sense of justice
  • likes cats
  • powerful spirit healer
  • escaped from the circle 7 times
  • fights for mage rights
  • willing to die for his cause
  • anders
  • i’m looking for anders
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» reblog if ur a rebel

republicanthot:

-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
-eats yogurt

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spankbutts:

azmals-words:

gonzoroach:

spankbutts:

spankbutts:

Sorry, but I need to vent/let everyone know what’s happening.

Shiraz Binyamin (AKA Akemi Yukimura or Aki Yuki Cosplay ) decided that she didn’t like me the minute she met me.

        About a year ago, Shiraz blamed her breakup on me and spread awful, disgusting rumors about me. (Having sex for video games, having group sex, ect.) I’m homeschooled, so a lot of people didn’t know anything about me other than those rumors. When I confronted Binyamin and asked her to stop, she blocked me.

       Months later, in December, I was confronted and sexually harassed by guys after she told them to, and I had to confront Shiraz Binyamin again. Shiraz fully admitted to spreading the horrendous rumors and using me as a scapegoat to her breakup.


Shiraz said she would set things right and get the truth out. Obviously, she didn’t.


       Now, about 2 weeks ago, I was at Gamestop in the mall with Matt, her ex, and we passed by Shiraz Binyamin. She immediately went in the opposite direction and left the store.
About an hour after that, and since then, I’ve been receiving tons of hate-mail on Tumblr. I don’t know how to get her to stop, but enough is enough. It’s been over a year since she’s been unfairly targeting me, ignoring it has obviously just made it worse. This isn’t even half of all the stuff I’ve been receiving this week. This is not okay.

Over the weekend I turned off anon, and Binyamin almost immediately started harrassing me on facebook with her separate cosplay profile.

This has gone WAY too far.

    I don’t think anyone deserves this treatment. Shiraz has admitted that I’ve done nothing wrong, and still continues to harass me, calling me a  plethora of racial slurs and sexually degrading names. She owns a gun, has threatened to kill people and is extremely racist. I REALLY want to get word out so that con-goers can know to avoid her. ESPECIALLY IN THE BALTIMORE/DC AREA. She’s done this before, and she’ll do it again. She could really hurt someone, and no one wants a tragedy to happen at a con. If you could kindly share my story, it would make me feel better after a year of this torture, and hopefully save other con-goers from it. PLEASE reblog this, and share it with any con-goers and cosplayers you know, especially those that attend any American cons.

    tldr; Avoid Shiraz Binyamin at all costs, she is relentless and unstable.

Holy crap, it’s still going on, but I’m so overwhelmed by the positivity and support I’m getting! Thank you everyone! I might not get her to stop anytime soon, but at least I feel better about starting cosplay and the situation in general.

Yeahhh as a person who used to date her I can vouch for pretty much everything here. So cray.

Signal boost.
This whole situation is extremely fucked up, and needs to stop.

To anyone wondering/asking about it, the links above are useless because she’s deleted her facebook accounts, but she still has her cosplay account and cospix account up.

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time